US Navy drone hits its own missile cruiser in 'malfunction'

Whoops! The damage in the side of the USS Chancellorville caused by a malfunctioning practice drone.

Some poor drone operator playing with their remote control joystick somewhere, might get their arse kicked by injured naval colleagues over this mishap.I know I would be more than a little irritated if a drone smashed thru the wall near where I was working :-P ...

 

The drone model illustrated is the same that hit the cruiser boat

A practice drone has slammed into the hull of the United States Navy's most advanced antimissile cruiser, wounding 2 navy sailors with minor burns. Which only goes to show that "Military" and "Intelligence" are not 2 words that go well together.

Original story: US drone strikes missile cruiser

Australian PM Tony Abbott called up US President Barrack Obama to offer his condolences to the cruisers damaged hull giving his usual "Ah, s**t happens doesn't it" response whenever bad news comes across his radar.

Bitcoin Bullies ruin geeks lives in brutal bloodbath

Got the Bitcoin Blues?

Investors in bitcoin are reeling in horror this week after their cryptofunds were raided by hackers who turned the bitcoin exchange site Conbase into a bloodbath of frozen screens and frozen funds.

Users of the site have been saving, buying, trading and exchanging the Bitcoins for a few years now, pinning too much faith in numbers on a screen actually being worth anything. Some ultra-enthusiatic geeks even bought special hardware devices known as 'Miners' that process Bitcon transactions and pay a kind of transaction fee percentage in exchange for computer processing power...it all sounds too good to be true.

YET ANOTHER GAMMY GET RICH QUICK SCHEME?

The geeks, who thought they were so wise, expecting to use their brainyness to their financial advantage become the victims of another group of geeks known as '3B' or the "BULLY BITCOIN BANDITS". The geeks who were often pushed around and bullied for their lunch money at primary school and later high school and college had never in their wildest dreams imagined the horrifying scenerio they were about to face.

First, logged into Coinbase exchange...Secondly, screen flashes like lightning then fully freezes up. After 30 seconds of frantically bashing CTL+ALT+DEL to recover the computer using task manager, or at the very least reboot the locked up piece of shit computer...it was all over.

One geek...umm...computer whizz shared his experience with W.E.News. "After that awkward screen freeze, it finally came to, but when it did I lost my entire Bitcon fortune. I had 100,000 in BitCoins stolen and I was helpless to stop it. CoinBase is not responding to any of us that lost our money, so we are uber-upset right now. All our blockchains are tangled and the BITCON BANDITS continue to plunder the CoinBase memberships cryptocurrency assets without any security or resistance to defend ourselves. It's the first time since leaving school that I've had my salad tossed by a bully, they held me and financially raped my assets, all I could do was stare at the screen and scream."

Other users have committed real bank robberies so they could repurchase more BitCoin. Some users have even resorted to suicide over the loss of their beloved currency. Counselling services are overwhelmed by all affected by the tragedy.

The hacker group responsible is unsympathetic..."We came, we stole, they cried!" joked the leader, operating under the handle 'G'N'R-Cornshucker'. "It was just a bit of fun for us to come together, and invading them like wolves in a chicken coop - easy pickings!"

"Next time we plan to personally visit each Bitcoin trader and give them a big f**king wedgie. Oh, and laugh 'ha,ha' like Nelson from The Simpsons."

Authorities cite this unfortunate incident as yet another lame excuse to shut down BitCoin activity.



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Tupac Shakur found alive and well in QLD

"Tah-dah!"

The infamous 2Pac was shot back in the 1990's...at least that's the story the world has been led to believe.

Anyone familiar with the Rodriguez story of South Africans being told he died on stage, then having the shock of seeing him in concert in 1998? Moving on...

This week, Tupac Shakur, now 43, has been discovered on an uninhabited island in the popular tourist mecca of Australia - The Whitsundays.

He was spotted by a US marine drone which was operating in a joint military exercise Talisman Sabre. The drone remote pilot saw what at first he believed to be an aboriginal decendant that survived brutal massacre by the last 2 centuries of british colonial genocide.

But a follow up search by CQ search and rescue helicopter uncovered a shocking discovery that has left hip hop fans worldwide rejoicing.

"I saw no changes" Mr. Shakur told W.E.News in a world first exclusive interview. "We weren't likely to have a black president, and when I heard on my shortwave crystal radio that it had finally happened, I was ready to return home. But Obama was the false prophet, I was ashamed to be black, so here I stayed..."

"It's just me against the world baby, and how do you want it? I never wanted it like this, but the world is crazy. I had to escape, my family knew it too, that faking my death was the only way I could get some peace"

When asked if about his future plans, 2Pac sat in silence reflection with his hand stroking his long beard, deep in thought..."I would like to be President, show everyone I can bring the social change where Obama failed, also in my spare time I'd like to take the throne off that self proclaimed 'Rap God' (referring to Eminem's new single from his album MMLP2) and make people love me again, love hip hop, and show them theres hope still."

2Pac's new album "Kast-A-Way" is scheduled for release next month, his record company reviving a standing recording contract forcing him back in the studio immediately.

It will feature the new singles "S**t Ain't Changed", and "Whitsunday Love"